Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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