Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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