i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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