my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Couch. On fire.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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