did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
