I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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