ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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