fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
