He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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