it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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