DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
this will be a night to untag.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
