it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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