Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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