I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
