Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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