just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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