He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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