Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Holy shit dude........stairs
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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