do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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