the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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