Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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