dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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