Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
this boner is exhausting
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
not ubering you a puppy
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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