This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it hurts more in the daytime
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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