I don't think brook has ever known best
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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