They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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