Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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