I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
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