Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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