i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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