He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Can you bring me the toilet please
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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