I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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