This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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