Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you still have your period?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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