i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This baby is an asshole
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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