You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize
