He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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