Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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