Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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