He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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