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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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