It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I'm having to shit out rocks
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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