Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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