If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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