Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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