gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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