Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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