I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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