Don't you send me to vm
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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