youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
