im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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