What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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