Sponge bath it is.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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