And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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