apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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