Where did you get a picture of my penis
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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