He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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