Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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