Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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