I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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