This girl is more easily done than said...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Vodka?
Forever.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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